Conversation heard at the poker table this afternoon:
Dealer: Ya know, you probably would have won that hand if you weren't on the phone.
Young guy: Yup, prolly right. Work follows me everywhere.
Dealer: My wife can play three tables of poker at one time on the internet.
Old guy: Women are far more capable at doing two things at once than most men are.
---no one says anything for a second. My chance to add my two cents arrives.-----
Me: My wife can have sex and watch t.v. at the same time.
---lot's of laughs----
Dealer: Are you there?
---more laughs---
Me: sometimes....
---laughter ensues.----
Good stuff. It was just a joke... come on.
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Very funny!
ReplyDeletethat's fricken hilarious!!
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